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THE REAL MARILYN MONROE

singlewhitefemme — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:48:54 +0000

THE REAL MARILYN MONROE.

One chihuahua, one mission: to meet Paris Hilton.

New webTV miniseries, premiering next week on www.DigiRomp.com.

90210 Embraces Bisexual! Actress Lauren London is GAY FOR PAY!

singlewhitefemme — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:57:35 +0000

” 90210 star Lauren London, aka cheerleader Christina Worthy, goes gay in an upcoming episode of the hit CW show, reports TV Guide.
When 90210 returns with new episodes on Jan. 6, Christina gets a girlfriend. Her character is described as being bisexual as in the Nov. 18 episode, Christina flirted with Dixon (Tristan Wilds) during the Spirit Dinner and then again at the lacrosse game. “

Seriously though, does anyone watch the new 90210?

Levi’s Loves Lezzies

singlewhitefemme — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:26:39 +0000

Finally someone marketing to us. Not using us.

TWO BIG BEAUTIFUL PERKY TITTIES for this ad!

Wait. Neutrogena Makes a Vibrator Now?

singlewhitefemme — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 04:38:58 +0000

Excuse me. When did sex go mainstream? Yeah, Neutrogena is making a vibrator now.

Yeah, no wonder her friends noticed she looks so great. She discovered that the vibrating “wave” is great for her, uh, skin.

Apparently TV Also Hates Bisexuals

singlewhitefemme — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:43:49 +0000

Shame, shame ER. Word on the street is that former Alias hottie, Melissa George, was slated to play a new bisexual on the hospital show that never ends, but now the role’s being re-written. Dumb. Because, we ALL want to see Melissa George make out with some other hot chick. For real.

This is all the fault of the less attractive lezzies on Grey’s Anatomy. DAMN IT!

Cindy Crawford is STILL Mega-effing Hot

singlewhitefemme — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:18:50 +0000

Cindy is phenomenal. She will still be hot when she is 90 million years old and her skin is merely dust floating in the atmosphere.

Courtesy of our friends at Cyana Trendland , the supermodel shows she’s still got it in French Vogue.

If ONLY she were gay. If only.

TWO BIG BEAUTIFUL PERKY TITTIES on this one. My lord.

TV Hates Lesbians (Ugly Ones)

singlewhitefemme — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:45:17 +0000

Grey’s Anatomy just cut short the lesbo action happening between two of its lady doctors. The people in charge are blaming it on chemistry.

Yeah, that basically means nobody wants to watch those two make out. Dear God, it’s television; can you make the lesbians hot? Even the fucking L-Word got that one right.

90201 Star Caught Kissing Her Girlfriend

singlewhitefemme — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 23:05:05 +0000

The paparazzi love a little lesbian photo scandal (LiLo, anyone?). Recently, AnnaLynne McCord, who is a cast regular on the New 90210, was caught smooching her lover in the rain. Awwwww.

Apparently the pair had also been shopping that day:

When busted, McCord told the photogs, “This is the love of my life.”

This earns Mccord TWO BIG BEAUTIFUL PERKY TITTIES from our rating system. We’re glad at least some women have balls.

A little more McCord candy below:

Remy Martin Cognac Ad Capitalizes on Lesbian Chic

singlewhitefemme — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 21:44:33 +0000

Who doesn’t love lesbians? Remy Martin, the Cognac brand, has plastered New York City with sexy girl-on-girl action. We’re not sure exactly who they are marketing to, but we’ll take lesbo action in print media any way we can get it.

The ad features one one chewing on the other woman’s long necklace, while the one being “nibbled” rocks her head back in apparent ecstasy. The tagline is “Things are getting interesting”. Yeah, I guess so.

Maybe the Ad suits thought it would be cool to ride the “I Kissed a Girl (and I liked it)” wave.

We give it: PRETTY TITTIES.

It totally would have rated higher if the chicks were making out. Alas.

Call for Submissions- Voyeurism Erotic Stories

singlewhitefemme — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 15:56:25 +0000

Wanna write erotica and get paid for it? See below:

Call for Submissions: Peep Show

Peep Show
Edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel
To be published by Cleis Press in Fall 2009

Editor Rachel Kramer Bussel is looking for erotica stories about
exhibitionism and voyeurism. All genders/sexual orientations will be
considered though the book will contain primarily heterosexual
stories. Stories should have exhibitionism and/or voyeurism as a
central theme; the more creative your plotline, the better. Please see
my previous books Caught Looking and Hide & Seek for examples of the
kinds of exhibitionism/voyeurism stories I like. Stories should be
original and unpublished (no reprints). All characters must be over
18; no incest or bestiality.

Payment: Contributors will receive $50/story and 2 copies of the
anthology on publication in Fall 2009.

How to submit (you MUST follow these directions or your submission
will not be considered): Send double spaced Times New Roman or Times
12 point font Word document OR RTF of 1,500-5,000 word story along
with your legal name (and pseudonym if applicable), mailing address,
and 50-75 word bio to peepshowantho at gmail.com – make sure you
indent HALF AN INCH at the start of each paragraph and do not add
extra lines between paragraphs. To see a properly formatted story as a
Word document, visit
http://www.rachelkramerbussel.com/writing/real-reason.doc

Authors may submit ONE story only. If you want to make sure I’ve
received your submission, please state that in your cover letter. Send
only the final version of your story; do NOT submit a draft or
unfinished version only to later submit an updated version or your
submission will likely not be considered. I cannot read or comment on
drafts or story ideas; if your story contains exhibitionism and/or
voyeurism, that is sufficient.

If for some reason it is impossible to send your story as a Word
document or RTF attachment, please paste it into the body of your
email. If you’d like to see a properly formatted story, please email
me and I will send you one.

You can expect to hear from me by July 2009 at the latest.
Any questions about this anthology should be sent to peepshowantho at gmail.com

Deadline: January 4, 2009